Today’s meeting was another fun one with lots of laughter. The theme was “Another 20 Days Until What???” Our Toastmaster Cheryl E started the meeting with helpful tips on how to have a stress free holiday season.
Due to the parlous (WOTD courtesy of grammarian Rick S) driving conditions with snow and ice and cancellations on roles, there was a last minute shuffle of assignments. Many thanks to new member Carmina L for stepping up to take the Table Topics Master role just 5 minutes before the meeting. Carmina did a fantastic job! *loud applause*
The first speaker Michelle A gave a very well researched speech on “Gay Adoption”. Michelle presented arguments ‘for’ and ‘against’ allowing gay couples and gay individuals to adopt children. She gave research findings either backing up or refuting commonly held assumptions.
The second speaker Becky C gave a humorous impromptu speech on Santa’s Flying Reindeer, mushrooms, Coca Cola’s advertising campaign, and Santa’s rosy red cheeks. Who would have guessed why those cute little reindeer can fly so high!
For Table Topics, Carmina asked Gilbert G, “What is your professional aspiration for 5 years from now?” Gilbert’s answer was, “I’m doing exactly what I want to be doing now.” How many of us can say that? For the second Table Topics question, Carmina asked Dennis E,”If you were CEO of your company, what legacy would you like to leave behind?” The answer was, “A transcendental organization!” *just joking*
The evaluation portion of the meeting was led by Clair S, who stepped up for the role late this morning. Her evaluators were Rich S and Lorianne O who both gave helpful evaluations.
Did you know that the Soviet Union changed the color of Santa’s coat from red to blue?
The Wizard of Ah’s was Dennis E, and the timer was Darius O. Vote counter was Kim I,
and grammarian was Rick S.
Remember to check the web site (www.slhardware.com) for your next role.
See you all next week!

National Geographic, 124 years of scientific exploration! Who doesn’t like the breathtaking pictures that have been sprinkled throughout that classic magazine over the years? Thanks for the fun theme and all of your NG knowledge!
Our second speaker, Oleg S, gave us a great speech about cell phones! Of course he gave this speech in his usual, very humorous way, and we all got a great chuckle from the way he explains things to us. All I know is, I’m going to be particular about where I carry my cell phone from now on! He gave us a little history lesson on cell phones and we appreciate how well his English is coming along. We certainly look forward to hearing these speakers give more speeches in the future!

First up was Cheryl E and she got to tell us why she was so happy with a “Cheesy Candle” when she bought her sister a $169 Cashmere sweater! Next up was our very funny Lorianne O, who was trying to thank her super skinny mother-in-law for buying her an exercise video for fat people. Oleg S tried his best to explain the joys of receiving a 79¢ backscratcher instead of some nice $30 gift card! Last but not least, and the recipient of today’s “Best Table Topics Response” was, Dave S. Dave got to read us the letter he wrote to his father after receiving one of his most joyous Christmas gifts of all – a stuffed Elmo doll!
Cheryl E gave her 6th speech in the Competent Communicator Manual – ‘Vocal Variety’ – titled: “Funny Things Happen on the Way to a Family”. It’s amazing how much she has progressed since her first speech and we truly enjoy her conversational tone (borrowed from her evaluator, Dave S). Great stories about “Do you remember when …”.
Steve was today’s Best-Table-Topic-Response award of the day!
We certainly got to see/hear all about the competitive swimmer that Clair has been throughout her life.
Jennifer S (welcome back!) was the only other TT invitee and she captured today’s Best-Table-Topic-Response award of the day by telling Oleg why they call him a turkey at work!
A great meeting today and hopefully everyone enjoyed themselves and learned something! Cheryl E was today’s Toastmaster and started today’s meeting off by telling us a little bit about Veterans Day and her grandfather who was a veteran. She did a great job and we appreciate the leadership skills that Toastmasters helps us try to improve upon each and every week!
Veterans Day Parade and did a fine job, however, she was way too excited to be done after 50 seconds! Oleg and yours truly captured co-Best-Table-Topic-Response of the day awards.





Congratulations to all our potential new members for attending today’s Open House! We really hope you enjoyed your visit and we look forward to seeing you again soon! We meet every Wednesday from 12:05 – 1:00 P.M. (except the Wednesday before Thanksgiving and the last two of the year). Don’t be afraid to call or write if you have any questions. You’re also welcome to visit the club and/or our website (
Billie was then asked to talk about style over substance, straight from last night’s presidential debate. Craig M had to come up with a way to make peace in the middle east – not easy in 45 seconds! Last but not least, Michelle A – the only guest who volunteered – had to speak about her favorite part of being in the military! In the end, it was the veteran, Billie, who captured today’s best “Table Topic Response of the Week!”
Rich S was today’s Table Topics Master, where he asked our President, Kevin M, what character in Camelot would he want to be and why? Kevin chose the dragon because of all the hot air that comes out of him according to his wife. Dennis E (welcome back!) was asked what kind of monster he would like to be and why? It wasn’t easy for Dennis to decide on such a mean spirited beast, which just goes to show you what a big softy he must be! He doesn’t want to be a mean monster, but the gentle, kind man, that he is! Scott P was the next person that got volunteered and he had to decide on what character from the Wizard of Oz would he want to be and why? He thought about being a Munchkin, but settled on the scarecrow, citing a brain is much needed to be involved in the crazy world of I.T. When the votes were all counted, it was Kevin who captured the “Best Table Topic Response” award of the day!